22 hours since you wrote this and I feel I have to get the party started! You colonialist snob! Pining for those that got away. Frustrated that Russia walks around your public gardens poisoning anyone it has a mind to. Without U.S. fighters what are your aircraft carriers but useless floating cricket pitches. The only reason you won Battle over Britain is those wooden Hurricanes. You couldn't field enough manly fighters made out of metal. Don't get me started on Brexit. Or HK. Or how you left Afghanistan early and let the U.S. clean up your after you.

I fart in your general direction!!! Many times. There, that settles it!