I spent the first half of my life never walking out of a film. Am now spending the second half finding it difficult to watch many to the end.

Happy moments? Last year or so I went to "The Green Knight" with my cousin and brother in-law. I went to the bathroom but when I came out I noticed all the digital signs above the theaters in the multi-plex were blank. I didn't remember which theater had the film. I stepped into the theater that was my best guess. It took me 4 minutes to realize it wasn't the Green Knight I was watching (so similar are most films today).

I went home. I kept telling my cousin, "I tried to find you, I really did!"

You're lose your soul-sucking virginity at some point. No going back after that!