I was laughing so hard! Through the whole piece.
I stopped watching basketball after the NBA benched a bunch of Phoenix players in the playoffs because Robert Horry was uncharacteristically ungentlemanly. I mean I invested the whole season watching them. So I'm a white guy who hates white posers too ;) Fck the NBA.
Anyway, I believe we're all racists. White AND Black. It shouldn't have anything to do with sports, but it does. Just like you say you shouldn't still watch it, but you do.
Look forward to reading more of your stuff!