Love this piece but this cracked me up. You need some time with Socrates. Inaction is the opposite of action. Action is the realization of a plan. Inaction is the non-realization. So sure, action is a good plan ;)

Ozone was easy because there are substitutes. There are not substitutes for human greed. However, I will make a plan to find one! So fear not Barry! I'm on the case!

Again, great piece but I would have like to have seen what percentage the rain storm filled the reservoirs. 1%, 5%? It must be something?