Oh boy, you were on a roll today! Laughed at quite a few of your quips. I was thinking last night, I was against the Iraq invasion but supported the bombing of Serbia. All we were trying to do is get them to stop killing each other in horrific ways. We didn't, don't, have a dog in that fight. I still can't make sense of Serbia's gripes.
Yet today who does Serbia blame for all the killing--NATO. As if NATO bombing was going out and lining people up against walls and shooting them, by the hundreds.
Anyway, great piece! I love it when you get, um, conversational between friends.