This story made me laugh. I have an Android. My brother in law is one of those big AI bilievers. I say I'll believe in AI when my Android phone makes the "clear" button larger on the front swipe down screen. It's small. I often miss it. AI should figure out clearing my alerts is about all I do with the phone, except a few text messages and calls. It should figure out I need a bigger "clear" button. But it doesn't.

I hate Google and Apple evenly. But Apple is too heavy-handed and hypocritical for me. I do think of trying it though. If you go Android I'll go Apple. My guess is you wrote this story after a couple of glasses of wine. Tomorrow we'll get back to the crosses we must bear ;)