Useful Tips For Life During Climate Change

I once believed water was put on this God-given Earth to feed the fishies. Wrong!

Water is here to carry your car away.

So don’t buy a car, unless you buy a house on a mountain.

But if the house comes with a tree, don’t buy it.

A tree will only fall in one direction…onto your house

If you won’t listen to my sound advice. Please! Don’t buy a house that has a basement.

Missing flip-flop found!

And no good will come from a toilet in your basement.

Poetry of human helplessness

And that’s best-case water scenario right there.

But relax. Climate change is an adventure. We Americans are used to moving often. We’ll be fine moving often-er.

See, Wicked Witch smart not to have a car!