Useful Tips For Life During Climate Change
I once believed water was put on this God-given Earth to feed the fishies. Wrong!
Water is here to carry your car away.
So don’t buy a car, unless you buy a house on a mountain.
But if the house comes with a tree, don’t buy it.
If you won’t listen to my sound advice. Please! Don’t buy a house that has a basement.
And no good will come from a toilet in your basement.
And that’s best-case water scenario right there.
But relax. Climate change is an adventure. We Americans are used to moving often. We’ll be fine moving often-er.